A Review of Last Year

This is just for fun :)

(Author Unknown)

January – Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February – Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...."duh"....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March – Got excited....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2-4 years!"

April – Trapped on escalator for hours....power went out!!!

May – Tried to make Kool-Aid....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June – Tried to go water skiing....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July – Lost breast stroke swimming competition....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August – Got locked out of car in rain storm....car swamped, because top was down.

September – The capital of California is "C"....isn't it???

October – Hate M & M's….they are so hard to peel.

November – Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days….instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December – Couldn't call 911…."duh"….there is no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

What a year!!